If you’ve ever wondered what John Stamos’ ass looks like, Paper has got you covered because they are the ones responsible for this photo:
And while Stamos’ 52-year-old butt is a thing of beauty, in this photo he is styled in the least attractive way possible. Going bottomless can occasionally be a good look for girls, but it is never, ever, ever a good look for dudes (Donald Duck being the only exception).
To add insult to injury, Stamos is posed in the most awkward way imaginable (did he learn that booty tooch from America’s Next Top Model?), scratching his head as if to say, “Why did I agree to do this?” But I can guarantee you one thing: whoever is on the other side of that window is having a great day.