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SkyMall, America’s Last Great Magazine, Has Filed for Bankruptcy

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SkyMall, America’s Last Great Magazine, Has Filed for Bankruptcy

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The future of Skymall, the nation’s last existing magazine, is in jeopardy, as Xhibit Corp, the parent company behind the ass-pocket publication has filed for bankruptcy.

“We are extremely disappointed in this result and are hopeful that SkyMall and the iconic ‘SkyMall’ brand find a home to continue to operate as SkyMall has for the last 25 years,” acting CEO Scott Wiley said in a statement.

It’s strange that even in the last place in the world where people can’t refresh their Facebook nonstop — the fucking sky — that they still can’t figure out how to get people to look at a piece of printed content and make that profitable, but I suppose you just can’t compete with the allure of poorly streaming CSI episodes on a tablet.

 

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In the meantime, the once proud brand will continue to peddle it’s completely necessary wares online, like this completely necessary shit above and below, which you will now, sadly, probably have to buy from the damn ground.

 

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