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Of Course Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Named Their Kid Saint

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Of Course Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Named Their Kid Saint

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North West must be pretty pumped right now, because she officially no longer has the worst name in the West/Kardashian family. This is because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their new baby boy Saint. Saint West.

Kardashian broke the big news via Twitter, accompanied with what is supposed to be an emoji representation of their growing clan. It’s a pretty shitty representation, because Kanye West does not have a mustache and Kim Kardashian does not have the alabaster skin of a woman who has never seen the inside of a tanning bed.

It’s a tragic choice for a boy who will, undoubtedly, be groomed from, well, right now to be a Kim/Kanye hybrid amped up to 11. That is to say, we see clothing lines, albums, a reality show and many, many selfies in Saint’s future. And while just about everyone is rushing to make their jokes about America’s answer to the Royal Baby, comedy writer Tim Siedell puts it best: