Where do four people with the combined net worth of over $1 billion go on a double date? Waffle House, obviously.
Yes, John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Kim Kardashian and a super bummed out looking Kanye West (“Where are the truffles and caviar?” he is undoubtedly thinking) went on a double date to the restaurant that claims to be, “not in the food business, but in the people business.” (Note: BULLETT does not condone the eating of people)
To mark the occasion, here are some fun facts about the popular American food chain, which was founded in 1955 (courtesy of the Waffle House website).
– Waffle house serves 341 strips of bacon per minute. So in the time that you have spent reading this totally worthless blog post, Waffle House has served hundreds of bacon strips to Americans at various levels of unhealthiness.
– Since its founding, Waffle House has served over 729,065,401 glasses of Coke. That’s enough Coke to drown all four of these beloved celebrities.
– If you stacked all of the sausage patties Waffle house serves in the year on top of one another, they would reach a height four times that of the Empire State Building. Do you think Kanye had the sausage patties?
If you want to experience romance at your local Waffle House just like your fave celebs, Valentine’s Day reservations are still available. Take it from us: if your relationship is in the shitter, nothing says “Please don’t leave me” like waffles and sausage patties.