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Jenkem Interviewed the Skater Who Showed up Justin Bieber

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Jenkem Interviewed the Skater Who Showed up Justin Bieber

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The crew at Jenkem made it their mission to find the kid who TMZ showed one-upping Justin Bieber at a skate park in Venice. In an exclusive interview, they found out his name is Jonathan and that he had no intention of making Beebs look like a herb, but was actually trying to help him learn the trick.

That’s cool and all, but what’s way better is hearing him talk about the “fine, grown-ass women”–that work with him at P.F. Chang’s in Long Beach–who now want to bang him for meeting Bieber. He also talks about the pop star’s dick, dropping the best quote of the interview:

Do you think Bieber was adjusting his junk because he has a big dick and it was interfering with his 360 flips?
“Not with those tight-ass pants on. It looked like he had his nuts on one side and pocket change on the other [laughs].”

Oh, he admits he was pretty drunk when it all went down and that the kids at the park were harassing Bieber, asking him if “he kept grabbing his nuts, because he thinks he’s black,” before inviting anyone to visit him at P.F. Chang’s if they want a hook up.

Sounds like Bieber should be buying this dude a meal for making him sound semi cool, instead of a bunch of fucking New York City cops.