Film & TV

J Law Attacked by Boa Constrictor, Lives to Tell Tale

Film & TV

J Law Attacked by Boa Constrictor, Lives to Tell Tale

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Next month’s Vanity Fair cover is online: Jennifer Lawrence naked on a snake. Of course, the reigning queen of A-list young Hollywood was “very brave” about it:

The actress proved to be very brave and nonchalant about having a serpent wrapped around her body—an homage to the 1981 Richard Avedon Vogue portrait of Nastassja Kinski that launched a million dorm-room posters—and coolly focused her eyes on the camera. “Jennifer has the perfect combination of strength, sexuality, and humor, and, above all, tomboy to pull this off,” says V.F. fashion and style director Jessica Diehl, who styled the shoot.

Things got a bit Indiana Jones:

Lawrence only became uncomfortable when the snake took a fancy to her neck.

As much as we hate to admit, we all–at least most of our readers and writers–do somewhat care about this photograph. Our psychoanalysts can explain why…