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Horny New Yorkers Take to Craigslist During Snowstorm

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Horny New Yorkers Take to Craigslist During Snowstorm

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The Snowpocalypse (or whatever dumb Internet-y name you wish to call it) is upon us, but some resourceful New Yorkers are prepared. We’re not talking about stocking up on kale or batteries, we’re talking about finding themselves a good old fashioned snuggle buddy.

If Sandy taught us anything, it’s that major storms totally blow without someone hot to bone. That’s why countless took to Craigslist to find someone to brave the storm with (and more). After all, Juno is “potentially historic,” so if these are our last days, it would be super nice to get laid a few more times before it’s all over.

Here are some of our favorite examples (with links, in case any of them tickle your fancy – no judgement)

Snow dance, without pants?! – m4w (Ridgewood/Bushwick) 

Lets dance in the snow, or indoors, cause its always best to dance pants free! Interested? 6′ model/artist with an 8″ package to maybe dance with. Or cuddle and you know, keep dancing past ecstasy. Enjoying passionate new company.

Can’t argue with the value of no pants dance parties.

 Snow Relief – mw4m (Midtown East)

Super sexy, attractive married couple will entertain you in their cozy loft space. Come get in out of the snow and see that four hands are better than two. We offer a unique sensual massage experience for the discriminating man who is open minded and likes something different. Located conveniently in the twenties for you convenience. Satisfaction guaranteed!

Guaranteed?! Or what?!

wow. Snow Storm make me so horny.. – (East Village)

Holly Shit
Snow day, are you Bored ?
Let,s see
Let,s find something to do?

Snow storm make us horny too! Is anyone else proud to live in New York rn?