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Ever the Captain, Jeter Defends His New Playmate Hannah Davis

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Ever the Captain, Jeter Defends His New Playmate Hannah Davis

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Captain Derek Jeter is a hero to Yankees fans, and generally heralded as the classiest guy in sports. He’s also a complete dirtbag who has had sex with half the models in New York, a few dozen actresses, approximately 28% of girls who attended college in Boston (we know at least a dozen of them personally) and probably bagged 100 girls in every city that has a ballpark.

His latest conquest is on the cover of the Sports Illustarted swimsuit edition. Hannah Davis is attracting controversy for pulling down her bikini a bit on the cover. Reports Mara Sigler in The Post

Derek Jeter went to bat for gal pal Hannah Davis on Monday night as controversy swirled around her daring Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover. The Yankee legend, 40, played the supportive boyfriend to Davis, 24, as she celebrated with fellow SI babes at the Chelsea nightclub Marquee.

“He was super-accommodating to her, asking if she wanted him to walk the carpet or just go inside,” a spy said. Another source told Page Six, “He was supportive and doting to Hannah. After she finished doing press, she sat by his side all night, arm-in-arm.”

What a guy. Ladies, if only you could be so lucky. You’d also have to have been born flawlessly model hot, but class is class. And Jeetz, no matter how DSK or Berlusconi he acts, is a classy fuckin’ guy, not a man whore. It’s funny that people are slut shaming his girl Hannah, but he’s allowed to be a male slut and never shit-talked and remains a flawless God to all baseball fans. No irony there.

America The Beautiful: Swimsuit Issue 2015