OK sports fans…
1. We’re all Patriots. Again, our beloved Pats won the title. That makes four titles for Tom Brady’s New England Patriots! After the first one, back in 2001, I was up in Boston, and we rioted super hard. Shout out to everyone who flipped that car with us by Northeastern U…
2. We won in the most insane fashion ever, as America knows, by intercepting a one-yard pass then beating up the Seattle Seahwaks…or the best way to win.
Now! Let’s watch the best celebratory videos ever ever ever.
Oh look, Flo Rida, the guy no one knows much about but knows all his songs, is playing”Whistle Song,” and Pats hero Gronk is…FUCKING KILLING IT.
Wait, what! Rick Ross and Pats’ owner Robert Kraft doing “Ima Boss” together? Holy fuck. Meek Mill’s verse is so good, and the old man is just chilling. “Same old attitude but I’m on some new shit!”
All you haters, stop hatin’. How can you not love this team? Oh, and our QB Tom Brady goes home to this:
PS: This post would have appeared earlier had we not been partying for a day straight.