5 Reasons You’re Pissed at the Academy Award Nominations

Oh, you fool. You poor, pot-addled, ideal-carrying, attention-paying, credit card-swiping, Regal Crown Club-belonging fool. You actually thought the Oscar nominations could be announced this morning without you giving a semblance of a shit about the Academy’s continued commitment to flipping the … Continued

Seth MacFarlane is Hosting the Fucking Oscars

Fucking ugh: Motivated by the gangbusters business Ted did at the box office or something, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced just now that Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane will be hosting the 85th annual Oscars this coming February. “We are … Continued