Sometimes the only way to solve a problem is with some good old fashioned vigilante justice, and while we would never applaud the use of gun violence, we will give a standing O to Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent shooting a swarm of paparazzi with water guns.
The couple is perhaps the most appropriate duo to fire back at the paps, given that their every move has been documented, picked apart and scrutinized since they started dating earlier this year. They took their adorable revenge while leaving the LOVE magazine Christmas party in London on Friday. It wasn’t the first time Delevingne has fired shots at the paps; earlier this year she went on a twitter rant against those camera-wielding parasites and just the other day she tweeted about some asshole who tried to take a picture up her skirt. How charming.
Some disgusting so-called ‘human’ with a camera tried to take a picture up my skirt… ‘Welcome home’ ??
— Cara Delevingne (@Caradelevingne) December 17, 2015
Perhaps Delevingne will have no choice but to go incognito as Jabba the Hut more often (she donned the very flattering costume to see The Force Awakens a few days ago). Those folks in the background definitely don’t know there’s a supermodel in their midst and if the paps discover it’s their favorite subject under there, she’ll always have those lightsabers for protection.