The world may not have ended in 2012, but it sure felt like it might. After another year of gun violence, Gaza politics, and It’s Global Warming, Stupid “natural” disasters, a year marked by the least-cathartic good news American reelection, a series of economic letdowns, and unrequited proclamations of the end of everything, we are still here. But fuck are we tense. With the bloat of the holidays as tipping point and inspiration, we are calling for a COLONIC of the ZEITGEIST. Suck us out and wipe us clean. Purify. Paint it white. Tabula Rasa. What do we need? Not much. Just a few things… Just a few nice, clean, minimal, back-to-basics things. Here is our rebirth.