BULLETT

Swinging in the living room.

At my place upstate, where we kill intruders.

Watching Van Halen reunion at MSG.

Remember V from the '80s? I just spent $80 on an action figure that looks normal but has this head underneath.

My old punk jacket from when I was a kid.

I love that this chick has "wank" in her name.

I look a lot better with a tan.

The Terry.

Some dude wearing my turtleneck.

Charlotte Free gives me a Street Boner.

Our scary guest room.

I went on Last Call with Carson Daly as a guy who blew his book advance and was now homeless.

Don't eat this.

My gay neighbors bought a church and made it weird.

My pal Andrew Breitbart three months before he died. I'm selling shirts on our site to raise money for his family.