BURBERRY PRORSUM boy in obvious army surplus, Mrs. Robinson cougar prints, and Deneuvian Belle de Jour trenches; ponyhair, sharkskin, latex. Anally well-groomed, emblazoned in hearts, and seeing through animal print tinted glasses, this man is classic industry fare. ">
JIL SANDER proposed was single minded: sleeveless suiting, Cossack minimalism, white brunettes with pink lips and black boots.">
JOHN VARVATOS. A bridge made of arm warmers, foulards, flared pants, braided wallet chains, mucho velvet, and taught waistcoats, apparently designed to cross "the English dandy" over to “the modern age."">
KENZO ’s second half, Humberto Leon. The design duo looked to the sky and found moon boots, tiger logo Magic Eye stereograms, and rave plush.">
VERSACE: mix two parts Norman Mailer roughhousing to one part urban safari pillage. Draw on some Vargas-rivalling nude hunks, paint a little Kenzo Takahashi print, scribble like a middle schooler, and—for the grand finale—Marc Jacobs at the MET inspired lingerie for men. ">
Guys, what did you do this weekend? Because all of this happened.