Before you accuse us of luring you here under false pretense, let us make our case. The Super Bowl is this Sunday, and being a BULLETT reader there’s a good chance you think a quarterback is what you get when you break a dollar. If so, you may very well embarrass yourself this weekend. Luckily, you have a few more days and BULLETT’s football movie recommendations at your side. Learn the basics, make an insightful Any Given Sunday reference, impress your date, get laid, and thank us Monday morning.