No doubt President Obama has a tough four years ahead of him: a stubborn congress, a budget messier than TomKat’s breakup, and more unrest in the world than you can shake a stick at. It’s bad, Mr. President, and we sympathize. But we also know it can get much much worse. Before you throw up your arms in frustration and let the last of your hair go Anderson Cooper, Mr. President, think about how miserable life was for President Dale or President Whitmore. Sure your opponents are skirting votes on gun control legislation, but at least they’re not intergalactic visitors dead-set on colonizing Earth. I mean, we’re pretty sure they’re not.