So what if your co-worker just received a shipment of flowers big enough to launch a botanical garden? Or that as your best friend enjoys a candle-lit dinner, you’ll be assembling your own prix-fixe menu of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a bowl of Special K? Or that tonight, as you fall asleep, the incessant squeak of bed springs from the apartments above, below, and all around will infiltrate your dreams like a million mice, causing you to bolt upright at 3 in the morning, frozen with the fear of eternal loneliness? Rest easy, dear reader. Relationships aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. In fact, most of them end with some combination of tears, yelling, damaged property, and stalker behavior. But don’t take our word for it, check out these 8 films that prove staying single can mean staying sane.