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Happy MILF Day! 30 Gift Ideas for the Mother You’d Like to Flatter

Fashion

Happy MILF Day! 30 Gift Ideas for the Mother You’d Like to Flatter

BAMF MILF: Penelope Cruz in Blow has a taste for the finer things and she's going to keep splurging on luxuries until she's down to her last dollar. Penelope knows she always comes first, and everyone else can just get out of her way.
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VLIEGER & VANDAM Guardian Angel Embossed Leather Clutch, $293.BUY IT NOW
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TOGA Polyester Blend Top, $265.BUY IT NOW
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BENEDIKT VON LEPEL On Air Cuff Bracelet, $212.BUY IT NOW
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ACNE Mape Petite Jacket, $1,350.BUY IT NOW
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SWAROVSKI N the Skull Jet Hermatite, $395.BUY IT NOW
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LANVIN Leather Pumps, $950.BUY IT NOW
BAMF MILF: Nancy Botwin has grown accustomed to a certain kind of lifestyle, and she's not afraid to get down and dirty to protect it. Tough and practical with a touch of carefree SoCal spirit, Nancy's style is always ridin' high.
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ANNDRA NEEN Gold Tone Choker, $675.BUY IT NOW
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VICTORIA BECKHAM Aviator Style Mirrored Sunglasses, $495.BUY IT NOW
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STEPHEN WEBSTER Forget Me Knot Bracelet, $894.BUY IT NOW
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SENSI STUDIO New Erosion Toquilla Straw Panama Hat, $125.BUT IT NOW
Blonde Bombshell MILF: Stiffler's Mom is testament that blonde's really do have more fun. She's the prototypical dream mom of every adolescent boy's fantasies, and, lucky for them, she isn't afraid to make some of those fantasies come true...
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KATE SPADE Lenticular Eyes iPhone 5 Case, $40.BUY IT NOW
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SEDGWICK Mabel Clutch, $322.BUY IT NOW
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ALEXANDER WANG Cateye Frames, $389.BUY IT NOW
Blonde Bombshell MILF: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me..." and so what if she is? Getting older doesn't mean you have to lose an ounce of sex appeal, or your predilection for younger men.
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COICOI Pin Up Ring, $248.BUY IT NOW
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7 FOR ALL MANKIND Back Zip Slim Cigarette in Cheetah, $215.BUY IT NOW
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CHANEL Vintage Bucket Bag, $2,350. BUY IT NOW
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MARC BY MARC JACOBS Grid Print Umbrella, $98.BUY IT NOW
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CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN Corbeau PVC and Patent Leather Flats, $595.BUY IT NOW
Preserving Your Inner MILF: Although she'd have you believe otherwise, this picture perfect housewife has more than a few tricks up her sleeve. She may seem uptight, but Betty Draper knows what her assets are and how to use them to her advantage.
Erno Laszlo's The Institute Spa in Soho now offers yearly memberships. A bit of a splurge, but the ultimate indulgence for the woman who knows what she wants. Contact theinstitute@ernolaszlo.com for price details.
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BENEFIT Hello Flawless Oxygen Wow, $36. BUY IT NOW
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BOBBIE BROWN Brightening Finishing Powder, $50.BUY IT NOW
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DR. SEBAGH Rose de Vie Serum, $290.69.BUY IT NOW
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SUNDAY RILEY Good Genes Treatment, $105. BUY IT NOW
Preserving Your Inner MILF: Growing up in the streets of Columbia has trained Gloria Pritchett well for handling the even more unpredictable personalities of rich, suburban LA. She loves any beauty product that shows off her big eyes, pouty lips and tight ass.
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CARGO Texas Liquid Liner, $20.BUY IT NOW
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MAC Mineralize Eyeshadow, $21. BUY IT NOW
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MAC Extended Play Gigablack Lash Mascara, $16.BUY IT NOW
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SHARPER IMAGE Compact Elliptical Trainer, $139.99.BUT IT NOW
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YVES SAINT LAURENT Rouge Volupte Lipstick, $34. BUY IT NOW
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GOSMILE Whitening Light System, $82.99.BUY IT NOW
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Mother’s Day is this weekend, which means it’s time to honor that special breed of momma we all love to love, the MILF. MILFs get bad raps, conjuring up images of scary, plasticized cougars, underdressing, and overbearing. But being a MILF is really a time-honored tradition that, when done right, deserves our respect. We here at BULLETT want to celebrate the true MILF, a woman who is spectacularly ageless, perennially sexy and surprisingly cutting-edge in everything she does. The MILF who haunts the dreams of teenage boys isn’t defined by any stereotypes, she’s everything from rebellious and wild, to blonde and bubbly, but inexplicably never seems to age a day over eighteen. Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson.