Culture

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hometown Celebrates His Erection with a Statue

Culture

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hometown Celebrates His Erection with a Statue

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Super sexy Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is rich, famous and a world-renowned star athlete. He’s apparently been around, too. And today, that sexiness was celebrated by his hometown of Madeira with the unveiling of a new statue depicting Ronaldo, and his semi-boner. For generations to come, hopeful young Portuguese football players will have this stunning work of art to look up to.