Music

Make $1,000 by Snitching on Pearl Jam’s Former Drummer

Music

Make $1,000 by Snitching on Pearl Jam’s Former Drummer

+

If you were scammed into liking the fake genre known as Grunge in the ’90s, you probably remember Dave Abbruzzese and his soul patch. Abbruzzese even-flowed his way from 1991-1994 with Pearl Jam, playing on Vs. and Vitalogy, before Eddie and the crew unleashed the lions and booted his ass from the band because he liked being a partying rockstar that got girls. That’s right, don’t forget the Jam were deep, man.

Of course that wasn’t it for the John Bonham of Seattle, as he later went on to form Green Romance Orchestra, and produce and tour with HairyApesBMX, both of which you’re probably jamming right now. But things aren’t good for Dave these days, as he failed to appear in court for two drug charges and has dos warrants.

The charges aren’t even that cool either: possession of a controlled substance and failure to appear on a manufacture or delivery of substance charge. So, it’s most likely a guy who played on two albums that sold over 12 million copies was selling weed in Texas. There’s a chance he violated the cooler part of things though, and “manufactured” drugs–hopefully meth or something interesting that would be worth getting arrested for.

The Denton County Crime Stopper is offering up to $1,000 cash to anyone that can help apprehend the 46-year-old. While we hate snitching at BULLETT, we hate Grunge way more, so we won’t be mad if you cash in and yes that pic is recent and he still has a soul patch.