Ah Saved by the Bell, everyone’s favorite slice of early 90s nostalgia.
Like any beloved show, Saved by the Bell has its very own Wiki page. Unlike other beloved shows, someone is tampering with the information in a deranged and hilarious manner.
Things start getting wonky at Season 1 Episode 5. I’ve done you the service of taking screen caps, as we all know Wikis tend to right themselves over time.
We thought this was a wholesome, family friendly show! But what, there’s more. Scroll on down to the quotes section, Screech’s quote is said to be, “I think we are just insects, we live a bit and then die and that’s the lot. There’s no mercy in things. There’s not even a Great Beyond. There’s nothing.” Deep.
The Wiki is an endless treasure trove of demented revisions. Just look at the summary for the episode entitled “The Friendship Business.”
“Math and cocaine bender” – brilliant. In the quotes section, it is revealed that Slater’s safe word is asparagus. Okay, okay, one more for good measure.
Go explore the Saved by the Bell Wiki before it’s too late!