Film & TV

Chris Pratt Pre-Apologized for Hypothetical Future Offensive Comments He Might Make

Film & TV

Chris Pratt Pre-Apologized for Hypothetical Future Offensive Comments He Might Make

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It’s been a bit of a tumultuous time for actors being interviewed of late particularly those of the Marvel superhero stripe. Robert Downey Jr walked out of an interview recently after a reporter shifted into more serious questions than he was prepared for, and his Avengers co-stars Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner took heat after calling their fictional friend Black Widow a slut.

Perhaps those two things were what Chris Pratt, another Marvel hero, had in mind when he penned this pre-apology for things he may or may not say down the line during a press tour for for Jurassic World.

He explained the heretofore unspoken offensive comments in a Facebook post:

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming ‪#‎JurassicWorld‬ press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I’m the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).

I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line. Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me. I know you can’t say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don’t want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed “JurassicGate” is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen (again).

Damn, I can’t believe he might have been going to have had said that shit. A follow-up apology is likely in the works. Also kind of ruins my theory from a while back on why Chris Pratt being in good shape means he can’t be funny anymore.