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Karaoke Songs Ranked

Culture

Karaoke Songs Ranked

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Gawker has posted a list of the top 50 karaoke songs today. Like most ranked lists not specifically written by me, it’s wrong as he’lll. Karaoke is the verb form of pumpkin spice latte. Karaoke is an anthropomorphized Pinterest board. Karaoke is like sex: If I’m not doing it I’m not interested. (I’ve had sex before).

Here’s the correct order.

Karaoke Songs Ranked:
“No”

“Don’t”

“Sit Down”

“No One Wants to Hear You Sing”

“Forced Fun”

“I Never Learned to Socialize”

“No (Reprise)”

“Purple Rain”