Culture

Everything Is Perfect

Culture

Everything Is Perfect

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If everything is perfect, then everything is shit, QED. Herewith a mere, piddling fraction of the things deemed perfect by but two popular internet concers in the past year. I could have gone on forever. It’s a pretty perfect illustration of the perpetual, easily-distracted bemusement that passes for personality today. Enjoy. I hate you all with my life.

The Huffington Post

How To Pitch The Perfect Tent
This Couple Found Picture-Perfect Way Of Announcing Very Big News
The Half-A-Teapot Is The Perfect Teapot
Onegin: The Perfect Libretto
Five minutes of the “Family Guy”/”Simpsons” crossover episode leaked online and they are hilariously perfect
Dad’s plea to stop the “Let It Go” insanity is perfect
Photographer asks people why they rescued an animal. Their answers are perfect:
Your Perfect Cali Road Trip: San Francisco to Monterey
27 pics of Lupita being perfect
Toddlers recreate Oscar noms and it’s perfect
Her community wanted to give her award for a ridiculous reason. Her parents’ response was perfect
Internet has perfect response to pug photobomb
The “Magic Mike” sequel is on its way, and it has the perfect title
Perfect House, Perfect Spouse? How Finding Your Dream Home Is Like Dating
Why Now Is The Perfect Time To Start Being A Leader
The perfect remote escape
Bruce Springsteen covers Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Girl” and it’s perfect
Here’s Meryl Streep’s perfect body image advice for women
Emma Stone called out Andrew Garfield’s casual sexism in the most perfect way
9 perfect cakes to celebrate @HuffingtonPost’s 9th birthday today
Farewell To Jessica McClintock, The Name Behind Four Decades Of Perfect Prom Dresses
3 Steps to the Perfect Social Media Post
How To Make The Perfect First Impression (According To Science)
A Perfect Takedown Of ‘She Was Asking For It’
The maple and bacon combination is beyond perfect
The Perfect Time To Arrive At The Airport, According To Math
This Brazilian street performer’s near-perfect cover of “Sultans of Swing” will make your jaw drop
This interactive chart will help you find the perfect job
4 Perfect Yoga Poses for the 4th of July
Nazi’s “Perfect Aryan” baby was actually Jewish
“The Skeleton Twins” trailer casts Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader as the perfect sibling duo
I’m the Perfect Mother, I Have the Perfect Marriage, Perfect Children and Perfect Family
Rik Mayall Made Video Game Adverts For Nintendo In The 1990s. They Were Perfect.
This Is Why Poor People’s Bad Decisions Make Perfect Sense
The Metropolitan Museum Of Art Wins The Week With Its Perfect, Kim K.-Inspired Tweet
6 perfect dishes — just when you need them
How To Be The Perfect Mother
“Reno 911″ had a reunion and it was just about perfect
How to make the perfect poached egg
The Perfect Beer for Every NFL Team
Scientists reveal key to making the perfect pizza
“You’re very attractive. You don’t look disabled.” This model’s response was perfect
“Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work” is the perfect commemoration of the legend’s life
“Harry Potter” author had the perfect response to this homophobic tweet
Let’s Revisit Charli XCX’s Perfect MTV EMAs Performance
The only way to be the “perfect” woman is to be yourself
17 adorably nonsensical things that make zero sense, and therefore are perfect
“Desperate Housewives” premiered 10 years ago today. Our look at its perfect debut season
This is the reason your hotel bed is so perfect
Why Hevy is the Perfect Antidote to the UK’s Festival Apathy
Nelson Mandela’s widow offers simply perfect view on gender rights
Feeling the morning slump? 5 Yoga Poses Will Take You Through The Perfect Day
Cook Perfect Crab Cakes
11 Dogs Who Found The Perfect Place To Sit
47 Reasons A Sister Is The Perfect Best Friend
Robin Williams’ first “Saturday Night Live” monologue was a perfect send-up of new fatherhood
Tired of packing the same lunch everyday? Here are 100 perfect lunch time soup recipes

Buzzfeed

Fifth Harmony Recreated Iconic Spice Girls Poses And It’s Perfect
Without Using Any Words, This Video Perfectly Captures What It’s Like To Be An Addict
Fifth Harmony Recreated Iconic Spice Girls Poses And It’s Perfect
Emma Watson’s Latest Thoughts On Feminism Are Just Perfect
16 Reasons Katy Perry Is Actually The Perfect Super Bowl Performer
John Green’s response to the banning of his book is perfect
19 Times Judge Judy Had The Perfect Reaction To Everything
The ‘Mighty Ducks’ Had A Reunion And Made A Perfect ‘Flying V’
How this girl dealt with a random creep on Tinder is devastating and perfect
A Guy Told Beyoncé She Can’t Sing And Her Response Was Perfect
34 Perfect Vines To Nourish Your Spirit
Val Kilmer’s response to our Batcat tweet was perfect
Harry Potter Characters Singing Pink Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
This girl’s reaction to three of her friends getting engaged is perfect
32 Reasons Kate Middleton Is The Most Perfect Human Being Alive
The New Yorker Cover With A Figure Skating Vladimir Putin Is Pretty Much Perfect
Here’s The Perfect Response To The “It’s Gonna Be May” Meme Everyone Is Sick Of
30 Perfect Tattoos For Word Nerds
27 Perfect Ways To Eat Pretzels
A Bunch Of People Recreated The “Kiss The Girl” Scene From “The Little Mermaid” And It’s Perfect
25 Incredibly Perfect Uses Of The Moon Emoji
This Breaking Bad/Frozen Mash-Up Is Absolutely Perfect
This Mashup Of “Frozen” And “High School Musical” Is Hilarious And Perfect
People are using the hashtag #TweetLikeJadenSmith and the results are perfect
Rejoice! There Will Soon Be Seinfeld Emojis And They Are Perfect
This Is The Perfect Response To People Who Send You Facebook Game Invites
“Cats Against Feminism” Throws The Perfect Amount Of Shade At Anti-Feminists
This Kid Has Got The Perfect Way To Deal With Haters And The Internet Loves Him
26 Perfect Jessica Lange “American Horror Story” GIFs For Every Situation
Every element of this vine is perfect
Kevin Spacey And Jimmy Fallon’s Barbershop Quartet Cover Of “Talk Dirty To Me” Is Perfect
“Mean Girls” Quotes As Said By “Game Of Thrones” Characters Is Pretty Damn Perfect
This two-minute video of a cat just sitting in a chair is perfect in every way
This “Fault In Our Stars” birthday cake is absolutely perfect
17 Perfect Responses For When Someone Doesn’t Text You Back
14 Perfect Responses For Street Harassers Who Ask “Why Aren’t You Smiling?”
This Is The Most Perfect Robin Williams Tribute Yet
Well, this is adorable and perfect: Taylor Swift performs for a young boy with cancer
J.K. Rowling Had The Perfect Response To A Homophobic Troll On Twitter
The “Friends” ladies reunited on “Kimmel” and it was perfect
19 Perfect Responses To Hearing That “All Girls Wear The Same Thing”
John Oliver found the perfect way to get you to pay attention to politics
Michelle Obama Made A “Turn Down For What” Parody On Vine And It’s Perfect
Zach Galifianakis has the perfect response to a comment on his weight loss
15 Pets Illustrated In Hilariously Perfect Halloween Costumes
This Woman Started Wearing Makeup For A Week And Her Reactions Are Perfect
13 Charts That Perfectly Describe Living In Florida
Aaron Paul’s response to “Breaking Bad” toys being banned from Toys “R” Us is just perfect
Neil Patrick Harris And Family Once Again Have The Most Perfect Halloween Costumes
26 Times Tumblr Perfectly Described Your Relationship With Your Parents
26 Times “Cards Against Humanity” Was Almost Too Perfect
Lorde tweeted the perfect burn to Diplo after he said Taylor Swift “needed a booty”
Taylor Swift and Greg James lip-synched in a car together and it was just perfect
21 Perfect Internet Reactions To Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” Video
The cast of “Mean Girls” reunited and it is just perfect
This guy’s extra-long CVS receipt costume is literally perfect
El trailer de ‘Pitch Perfect 2′ es absolutamente perfecto
This Lady’s Impressions Of Celebrities Stuck In Traffic Are Absolutely Perfect
28 Perfect Responses For When Someone Asks Why You Don’t Want Kids
19 Perfect “Aladdin” GIFs For Every Situation
The 13 Perfectly Smooth GIFs You’ve Been Waiting For
12 Things That Are So Perfect It Hurts
This “Shirtfront” T-Shirt Perfectly Sums Up The G20