Cam’ron’s Jay Z Outfit Diss Mad LOL

This beef, established in the mid-2000s, is one the funniest in rap. Cam loves making fun of Jigga’s clothes–“How is the king of New York rockin sandals with jeans when he 42 years old?” Jay mostly ignores all this, but … Continued

Watch Drake Grab Paul Pierce During NBA Game

Drake is in New York for fashion week and the NBA All Star Game. But before he left Canada, the Jewish rapper went to see his beloved Raptors play the former Bullets and current Wizards of Washington D.C.. Drake is the … Continued

NIMBYS Hate Kanye, Try to Cancel Free NYC Show

Kanye West–idiot, auto-tune crooner, decent producer, bad rapper, father of child named after latitudes, husband of nudist–is scheduled to perform a free concert in the Flatiron District in conjuntion with the Jay Z NBA All Star Game. Wait, Jigga doesn’t … Continued

Brian Williams Suspended 6 Months

Well, that’s funny. We just joked about this below and the news just broke: NBC has officially suspended B Willy for six months without pay. According to the New York Times, Nightly News was attracting 9.3 million viewers per night and generating $200 million in … Continued

Brian Williams Steps Down

Little news satire there. Jon Stewart, who has anchored The Daily Show since 1999, is stepping down sometime this year. With Stephen Colbert off to The Tonight Show, Comedy Central has lost their two late night fake news anchors. Here’s … Continued

Moz Won’t Play Non-Vegetarian Venues

The man who once wanted to “hang the DJ” now won’t play venues that serve meat–even disc jockey meat. Morrissey, the one-named British pop ex-Smith singer, issued this statement about a forthcoming gig on a green island in the middle … Continued

DOH to Ruin Sushi and Raw Fish Dining in New York?

One of the great pleasures of the world–eating raw, freshly caught fish–is under threat in Gotham. The city’s Department of Health may require all fish to be frozen before serving. Crain’s has the story: The New York State Restaurant Association … Continued

ASAP Ferg in New York

Last Thursday our friends at Up&Down relaunched DUH, the weekly anything goes throwback-to-when-NYC-was-the-nightlife-capital-of-the-world mega-party, with a performance by ASAP Ferg. Sadly, the prior Sunday ASAP Mob founder ASAP Yams had passed away. The party had a solemn yet celebratory feel. This … Continued