Cultural Commentator

You’re Invited: A NYFW Presentation

Cultural Commentator

You’re Invited: A NYFW Presentation

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You and a guest* are cordially invited to “Aesthetika,” the debut collection from rising Area 51-based designer Greg Mania. Mania’s antithetical approach to fashion and presentation has caught the attention of several reputable publications including New York Magazine, who referred to his work saying, “I don’t get it,” and even has influential fashion figures like Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour proudly saying, “no.”

*Your plus one must wear a black fitted turtleneck and have a gender-neutral haircut. They must have used the phrase, “boundary pushing,” in their senior thesis no less than 35 times and have walked a peacock on a leash at least once.

To corroborate his unorthodox aesthetic, Mania’s first NYFW show will be presented in a glorified storage unit on the border of Brooklyn and Queens. A state-of-the-art runway made from low-budget Luddite will usher models, all walking to the soundtrack of an unpaid intern saying, “curate,” on loop.

The presentation will take place this Friday, Sept. 11 at 10:00 p.m. Please RSVP to this invitation by sending in a picture of you squirting light ranch dressing into a Michael Kors bag. Access to the venue will only be granted by showing this invitation to the doorman and whispering the password, “gender fluidity,” quietly into his ear. Please arrive no less than two hours late to the presentation and turn off your Bluetooth device, but please do not remove it from your ear once. Following the presentation, we welcome you to join us for an after party at Manhattan’s Le Juxt a Position. (No one will have fun, but the Instagram pictures will make you look cool).

You won’t want to miss out on what’s slated to be a forgettable presentation (complimentary Rohypnol-ritas will be served prior to the show) from who is sure to be the hottest designer slammed with allegations for ripping off another designer in 2016. We greatly look forward to seeing all six of you there.