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Worst Song of the Year? Soulja Boy Interns John Boy & Shawty Boy’s Awful Pro-Date Rape Anthem

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Worst Song of the Year? Soulja Boy Interns John Boy & Shawty Boy’s Awful Pro-Date Rape Anthem

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I guess I don’t really understand all the ins and outs just yet, but I always kind of assumed that being the plankton-eating-parasite-fish-hitch-hiking-a-ride-inside-the-over-sized-whale-teeth-of-a-hip-hop star like Soulja Boy wouldn’t necessitate resorting to date rape when it came to romancing the ladies. Maybe that’s why I’m not a main blow-job-getting-guy? The only thing more offensive than the concept of this song, with lyrics like “she fucked the whole team, we drug that hoe,” is the production values of the video, in which the duo dance in front of a bathroom mirror and cut to footage of Soulja Boy not even really noticing he’s being filmed. Not sure I ever really got what ratchet meant up until now, but I think this is it? Can someone cooler than me chime in here? Oh, also the song; it’s fucking awful, but that was probably obvious.  Cool statue and Sprite s/o though.

 

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