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Poor, Helpless Dog Forced To Take Trump Pledge

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Poor, Helpless Dog Forced To Take Trump Pledge

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You may have seen videos of folks taking the “Trump Pledge,” which eerily harkens back to that other salute (undoubtedly no coincidence). Well there’s one creature who is not having it: the poor dog who was dragged by his owner to a Trump rally and forced to take the Trump pledge.

But it’s just a dog, you might be saying. He probably doesn’t know or care what the hell is going on. Not true, for the utter bullshit and batshit insanity that spews from Donald Trump’s mouth and very being is powerful enough to effect even canines. They’re very intuitive, you know. Just watch this heartbreaking vine and you’ll see what I mean.

Look at the terror in his eyes. The utter defeat in his pose as his owner holds his paw to the sky. Imagine the dinner conversations this dog must overhear. Our prayers are with this dog.