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Witches Across the Globe are Coming Together to Hex Trump Out of Office

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Witches Across the Globe are Coming Together to Hex Trump Out of Office

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Trump’s only been in office for a little over a month, and people are getting desperate. We’ve seen artists staging boycotts, women protesting and Instagram users sending letters to Ivanka. Now witches across the world are taking matters into their own hands, staging the “largest mass binding spell in all of history,” every “waning crescent moon” until The Donald’s out of office.

Started by magician, Michael M. Hughes, all you need to take part in the hex are some candles, water, salt, a feather, a tower Tarot card and an unflattering photo of Mr. President.

“This is not the equivalent of magically punching a Nazi,” reads the spell instructions. “Rather, it is ripping the bullhorn from his hands, smashing his phone so he can’t tweet, tying him up, and throwing him in a dark basement where he can’t hurt anyone.”



Sounds simple enough. Bind, hex, repeat every waning moon.

“It is long past time to use magic to elevate the consciousnesses of Trump, Bannon, and Miller, as the new age, love-and-light witches keep suggesting as an alternative,” said Hughes. “The damage this administration is doing daily is horrifying. It’s time to fight back, by every means at our disposal.”

Well, hey—whatever works, right? Even “magical resistance” counts.

Read your hexing instructions, here.