In a BULLETT exclusive, we can report that Will Smith will make a cameo in Lars Von Trier’s sexually charged (we’re guessin?) psycho-drama, Nymphomaniac. He’ll be playing the pivotal role of “Random Black Man #2” according to trusted news source Wikipedia. Also, according to that very same source, Willem Dafoe’s character will go by the name of “Denzel Washington.” Why are we reporting this news which is obviously a prank, you might ask? Because a) it’s funny for like a second, and b) there’s nothing else going on in the world today.