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Losing a child can be a harrowing experience. Even more so if no one believes that child existed in the first place.

But what if it was something even more important to your identity and your self worth — your girlfriend’s big, ample bosom? That’s the premise behind the new film Ghost Tits, starring Olivia Munn, Paul W. Downs, and Olivia Munn’s tits. Or lack thereof, as the case may be. We will have to watch the film from Above Average Productions (via Gawker), to get the answers but in the meantime the trailer below asks some serious questions about the nature of memory, identity, friendship, love, and what one man would do if he was driven to the breaking point with nothing else to lose and life just wasn’t worth living anymore. Because tits, man, they’re really all we have when it comes down to it, isn’t it? Even more so than children. No tits, no children getting made in the first place, so what’s the point?