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We LOL’ed At These “Fashion Designer Porn Names” (And Made Up A Few Of Our Own)

Culture

We LOL’ed At These “Fashion Designer Porn Names” (And Made Up A Few Of Our Own)

We laughed at these "designer porn names" (and logos) on thestyleicon.com. Hashtag very mature.
We laughed at these "designer porn names" (and logos) on thestyleicon.com. Hashtag very mature.
We laughed at these "designer porn names" (and logos) on thestyleicon.com. Hashtag very mature.
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Our dirty-minded and dry-humored pals over at The Style Con have just released a mini-compendium of “fashion designer porn names”, i.e. designers’ names who they have reworked into raunchy pornmanteaux and logo photoshops a la “Giraunchy” or “Ballinciaga”, but with more literal raunch and, um, ballin’ involved. Why not, given that every new streetwear concept in at least the past six months is some sort of human centipede of parody and irony– being up front about fashion as corporate prostitution is clearly the next #wave.

I can also tell you as a URL content producer in 2013, nothing is more satisfying than those days where you’re getting a paycheck to photoshop dick jokes. View our fave of Style Con’s LOLworthy ‘shops in the gallery above, or see the full array on their site; to stay in the spirit, here are a few contributions of my own. Ann DeMeulemeester? I hardly know her! I could play this game all day– now stand up and take your pun-ishment:

Oscar De La Rentboy

Helmut Bang

Rag’n Boner

J.W. Hander job

Teats Please by Kissey Miyake

Manette LaPorked

Whory Burst

Paco Rub-Onne

Creem Acra

Blowdarte

Tweet us @BullettMedia with your own submissions, or if you want to place a wager on how fast this petty fuckery is gonna become somebody’s successful t-shirt line.