Zoroastrians leave their dead for the vultures to eat. Viking kings were cremated in their boats surrounded by royal Scandinavian tens. English outlaws were butchered into pieces and sent to the far corners of the kingdom as a warning. Pharaohs were mummified in pyramids, Jesus was stabbed then entombed, and American millionaires are sometimes shot out into space to circle the earth for all eternity. Our beloved goldfish Bert, who for months inspired and motivated us here at BULLETT, got tied to a balloon and let off the top of a Chelsea high rise. Send us a postcard from above, slippery little buddy.