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Watch Ted Cruz’s Daughter Flee From Ted Cruz

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Watch Ted Cruz’s Daughter Flee From Ted Cruz

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As a female woman, nothing is more frightening than the notion of being hugged or otherwise touched by Ted Cruz. I don’t even think I’d be comfortable being looked at by Ted Cruz. I’d feel bad saying this if I weren’t 1000% opposed to everything he says and does and plus he’s probably the Zodiac killer so fuck that guy.

Anyway, in many cases a daughter’s love is blind, but not in the case of Ted Cruz. His unsettling face and generally creepy demeanor is enough to spark terror in his own spawn.

At a rally in Indiana yesterday, the Presidential hopeful took the stage with his family, continuing to posture as an actual human being rather than an alien in a human skin suit. However, all the media training in the world couldn’t stop his daughter, Caroline, from literally fleeing from her father as he lumbers in her wake, desperately trying to embrace her.

And this isn’t the first time Caroline has publicly refused affection from her father. Check out this gem from a couple months back.

If this isn’t proof that Cruz is the Zodiac killer, I don’t know what is.