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Watch Sarah Jessica Parker Give Tom Hanks the Dirtiest Look in the History of the Human Face

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Watch Sarah Jessica Parker Give Tom Hanks the Dirtiest Look in the History of the Human Face

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Tom Hanks may be one of the most well-liked dudes in Hollywood, but there’s one actress who’s, like, totally not impressed: Sarah Jessica Parker.

SJP was sitting directly behind Hanks at the Rangers game Tuesday night (which sparked a few Tweets by regular folks sitting in their radius) and when the camera scanned the crowd for famous faces, it caught Parker giving Hanks the dirtiest look that can possibly be created by the human face.

Hanks appears to be telling a spirited tale to his son, rapper Chet Haze (they’re both smiling, so it’s not like he’s confessing his secret addiction to clown porn or penchant for torturing puppies), and when the camera tilts up to Parker, she is throwing major shade (while chomping on her gum like a bitchy schoolgirl).

Parker is no stranger to this sort of face and its implied subtext; there was an entire episode of Sex in the City in which she was on the receiving end of a similar expression. In the show, “The Face” (which also became the character’s nickname among Carrie and her clan) was prompted by the fact that The Face’s friend dated Aiden immediately after Carrie (like, “Ooooooo you’re the bitch who fucked up that lovely, handsome furniture maker”). What prompted SJP’s face to contort in this manner? The world may never know.