I don’t think I’ll be able to completely give the new Miley Cyrus video for the song “Adore You” the in-depth attention and frame-by-frame dissection it deserves, as I’m trying to watch it at my in-laws with a bunch of kids running around playing with Christmas presents. It somehow seems a little inappropriate to be watching a video of woman masturbating in that scenario. Okay, hold on a second, I’ll just sneak off into the bathroom with the laptop and watch.
Anyway, the video, which is shot in the style of a sex tape, albeit one in which you’d be like, alright dude, let’s cut the shit with the artsy writhing already and get on with it, was apparently, like all good celebrity sex tapes, “leaked.” Miley Cyrus tweeted:
We all know Smilers would break another record if it wasn’t for the fuck face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling 🙂
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) December 26, 2013
Speaking of leaking, ugh, someone’s knocking on the bathroom door.
Miley Cyrus’ Stunting sexuality one-upmanship aside, the song is a smokey, romantic ode to slow-burning passion, and one of the best songs on Bangerz.