“Where’s my fucking brain?” Miley Cyrus yells in this new, uh, art? video she’s collaborated on with Moby and Wayne Coyne, which reminds me of a super obvious joke I just thought of. Cyrus, who had been passed out in bed next to an overturned bottle of pills (edgy), has the quivering pink brain in her hand stolen by one of the minions of Moby, who is playing a sort of evil wizard/Gollum role here. Elsewhere clouds roll in reverse, bugs crawl across the screen in closeup, a cereal-faced Santa Claus works on a spaceship, and a mouth made up to look like an eye pukes pink goo, all while a dissonant sort of grind core horror movie soundtrack buzzes in this deeply stupid, cynical video. If I were the dean of admissions at a film school thirty years ago I’d place this application promptly in the do not admit pile then quit the profession entirely. If I were a blogger in the current day I’d share on my website then quit the profession entirely.