In case you’ve been away from the Internet or TV news for the past couple hours, a dude has spent the evening trying to climb the Trump Tower in New York City. Not much is known about him at the moment, although consensus seems to be that he’s the young man in this video posted to YouTube yesterday named Steve, who wants to do a business meeting of some sort.
He was eventually yanked in a window by the NYPD, who I guess saved his life? Nice job! Not before they very nearly chopped this dude in half by a panel of glass before killing him a second time by sending him plummeting to his doom. Watch this clip, from Vine user Beatrice E. Peterson, for the near miss.