Every word you’re about to hear from Lindsay Lohan, narrating the first clip to her upcoming “docu-series” “Linday”, is true, but it’s also a lie:
“There’s nothing left in having a drink for me. What’s left in that feeling? Nothing. There’s no party I haven’t gone to, there’s no person that I haven’t hung out with. There’s no situation I haven’t been exposed to.”
The series, which premieres next Wednesday on the OWN Network, follows the “troubled” “actress” as she tries to get her shit together. It doesn’t always go smoothly.
“This is exactly what everybody said was going to happen. And I believed differently,” Oprah says, when it’s explained to her that LiLo isn’t showing up for her commitments on time. OH SHIT OPRAH IS IN THIS? Setting DVR now.