I still don’t really get what the Webbys are or why they exist, but I’m all for their acceptance speech protocol, which dictates five-word speeches.
This year, in what’s probably an effort to get people to take notice of what the Webbys are and why they exist, the Grammys of the Internet invented an award to give to Kim Kardashian. Naturally it was called the “Break the Internet” award. Kimmy’s five words did not disappoint:
— Michael Rothman (@TheRealRothman) May 17, 2016
That’s right folks: “Nude selfies til I die.”
How do you think Kim’s goodies will look when she’s in her 50s? 60s? 70s? We’ll have to wait and see.
Following her speech, she dropped the mic and flew on a private jet to Cannes. Sigh.
Cannes! ?? pic.twitter.com/ocAakKKIjY
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) May 17, 2016