Proving that you should always say yes to every man that ever offers you a weird foot massage, because you never know if he’s going to go on to become the sex symbol of a generation, this clip from something called The Big Date from 1996, shows the biggest mistake a woman named Mary Carter ever made.
“Well, we’d start off with some fabulous food,” Hamm explained of the date he’d take her on. “A little fabulous conversation, end it with a fabulous foot massage for an evening of total fabulosity.”
Ok, never mind, I can see why she didn’t choose him now.
In a related note, you guys can stop fetishizing the 90s now, because this is what it was actually like. Bungee jumping references, giant oversized suit jackets, and waiters named Jon with Jordan Catalano hair using words like fabulousity. (h/t E)