Harry Styles wasn’t always the international adolescent heartthrob he is today. In fact, when the One Direction QT was in high school, his girlfriend left him for another boy. Now, nearly a decade later, Styles has gotten his revenge (no, dating Taylor Swift was not his revenge).
While performing in Oslo the other day, Styles took a moment to call out his lady-stealing mate, Jack Robinson, via Jumbotron to thousands of Directioners. We hope you’re under witness protection, Robinson, because your life is undoubtedly in danger.
“I’m going to tell you a quick little story before we do the next song,” Styles says. “When I was about 14 years old, Jack Robinson stole my girlfriend. So if he is still there at the end of the show, feel free, little kicks, little digs on the way out. Jack Robinson, love you, sir.”
While it seems to be all in good fun (Styles isn’t exactly hurting in the lady department these days), I genuinely fear for Robinson’s safety.