Usually ABC Family and their 25 Days of Christmas bonanza (Polar Express got way more air time this year than the Harry Potters and Home Alones by the way) keeps my holiday cheer steady, but LOVE Magazine’s “LOVE Advent” digital calendar did a pretty solid job making me, and boys across the world, excited about the holidays.
For those not familiar with the “LOVE Advent” agenda, each day of December revealed a different partially clothed model/actress/singer in a minute long video. Love landed the “hot” “young” “breakout” model slash BFF friend group of Gigi Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, and Kendall Jenner (no surprise there) but balanced the scales with some faces you probably haven’t seen yet like Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, and Lindsay Lohan. Today was an extra special virtual unwrapping.
Day 30 revealed Caroline Vreeland–the on-the-rise singer and granddaughter of Harpers Baazar’s former editor and fashion writer Diana Vreeland. In the black and white video directed by Doug Inlgish, Caroline sings her rendition of that song that goes “chestnuts roasting on an open fire…” (Can I play my Jew card for not knowing the correct title of that song?) I’ll admit it, I’ve trolled Caroline’s Instagram account for the tasteful documentation of her own chestnuts pouring out of bikini tops somewhere on a beach in California, but the blonde babe can actually sing, and looks hot in a tight black dress surrounded by rose petals doing it.
Today definitely made up for Day 15, the images of a 60-something Kris Jenner bent over twirling a life size candy cane to “Lets Have a Kiki” almost made me lose hope in humanity and doubt the existence of Santa Clause. Thanks Caroline Vreeland and your awesome vocal talents, boobs and general hotness for keeping the holiday spirit rolling. There’s still one more day left on the LOVE calendar, so it better be a good one and not fuck up all our New Years Eve.