Film & TV

Vulture Release Their 100 Most Valuable Stars of 2013 List and It’s Not That Dumb

Film & TV

Vulture Release Their 100 Most Valuable Stars of 2013 List and It’s Not That Dumb

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Vulture has released their annual list of the Most Valuable Stars in Hollywood. Coming in again in the first spot is Robert Downey Jr., who swept the metrics of international and domestic box office, studio value, likeability (it’s measurable!), Oscars, critic scores, Twitter mentions, and tabloid mentions.

For more on how they tabulated the list, which, unlike most other lists, is actually somewhat interesting and not all that WRONG, check out the details here.

Rounding out the top 10 were Leonard DiCaprio for his great contributions to the field of model-fucking, Jennifer Lawrence (!!! <<<333) for being the best ever, Sandra Bullock, who made crying in space a new category in this year’s Academy Awards, Brad Pitt, whose ability to star in terrible movie after terrible movie and still somehow never come away smelling like shit continues to befuddle, Will Smith, who’s been asking around nonchalantly how long it’s going to be before we can upload our brains into younger bodies, such as, your kids say, no big deal he’s just asking, Christian Bale, who is the goddamn Batman, and Denzel Washington and Tom Hanks about whom no information was available as of press time.

Go get mad or happy about the rest here.