Given that Tyra Banks is no longer the host of America’s Next Top Model (RIP), it begs to reason that “Tyra Mail” would get a new name befitting of the show’s new host, Rita Ora (btw I literally dare you to read the words “Tyra Mail” without imagining a gaggle of wannabe top models saying it in drawn out unison).
And while the natural choice would be “Rita Mail,” the show went with something much, much crappier: Rita Oracles. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, now does it. Speaking of rings, judging by Ora’s hand gestures on Live! With Kelly, it appears as though Ora delivers her memos by phone (or perhaps osmosis?).
Anyway, I’m sure we can all agree that this is a terrible name, but Kelly Ripa does a hell of a job pretending it isn’t.