You would think that calling out semi-literate xenophobic racists online would get old at some point, but even after all this time it really never does. Maybe because there’s a never-ending supply of them unfurling their idiot flags on a daily basis? The latest single-serving Twitter dedicated to fighting the good, but definitely not winnable fight is called Your In America Bot. The premise is simple and infinitely repeatable: “Correcting people saying your in America and telling others to learn to speak English.”
Speak “English” and it’s “you’re.” RT @m_deitrich Your in america speak american #gotdam
— Your in America Bot (@YourInAmerica) November 24, 2012
It’s “you’re.” As in, you’re embarrassing yourself. RT @paigeparr: your in america…speak english. — Your in America Bot (@YourInAmerica) November 26, 2012
It’s “you’re.” Please note before telling others to learn the language. RT @amater5: Your in America. Speak English.
— Your in America Bot (@YourInAmerica) November 24, 2012
What about spelling? It’s “you’re.” RT @steve_pawlik11: If your in my county you better speak fucking English
— Your in America Bot (@YourInAmerica) November 24, 2012
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