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Trump’s ‘Titties In Detroit’ Gaffe is a House Banger Now

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Trump’s ‘Titties In Detroit’ Gaffe is a House Banger Now

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Speaking in Detroit last week, Donald Trump was trying to paint a picture of the positive impact his administration would have on job creations. Unfortunately, he gave us another image altogether.

“We’ll also end job killing corporate inversions, and cause trillions in new dollars and wealth to come pouring into our country,” he boasted. “And, by the way, into titties, like right here in Detroit.”



If you’re a 5th grade boy, or at least have the same sense of humor as one, it doesn’t get much funnier than that. Except maybe the time the old boob himself signed an actual tit.

To no one’s surprise, a producer in Detroit, DJ Kage, seized the big dangling meatball of opportunity the gaffe presented, and turned it into this banger, “Massive Titties in Detroit.”



It’s pretty infectious, but still not quite at the top of the Trump-based musical jokes this year, as this work of genius will never be topped: