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Trump Says Mexico Will Pay Us Back ‘Later’ For The Wall

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Trump Says Mexico Will Pay Us Back ‘Later’ For The Wall

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We’ve been so busy discussing Trump’s deplorable administration picks and Kanye West that we nearly forgot about the goddamn wall!

Trump did not forget. However, for the sake of “speed,” it will be financed with taxpayer money. Oh, but don’t worry guys, Mexico will, like, totally pay us back later.

“We’re going to get reimbursed,” Trump told the New York Times (Trump talks to the Times on the phone now?! Not after this, probably). “But I don’t want to wait that long. But you start, and then you get reimbursed.” Oh, that’s how it works. Thanks.

I find it hard to believe that Trump, in all of his wheelings and dealings, does not know that when it comes to paying back money, “later” always means “never.” Also, maybe someone ought to tell Trump that the name “The Great Wall” is already taken.

But what do I know? I’m just part of the dishonest media.