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Total Fraud Kelis Has Never Even Made A Milkshake

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Total Fraud Kelis Has Never Even Made A Milkshake

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Here’s some really upsetting news: Kelis, the woman famous for bringing all the boys to the yard with her milkshake, has never even made a milkshake! The horror! And to make things stranger, the singer is now a chef. A chef that doesn’t make milkshakes?! Now I’ve seen everything.

Kelis isn’t your everyday celeb chef; in the 13 years since the world was blessed with “Milkshake,” she became a certified chef by Le Cordon Bleu. She’s even got a cookbook entitled My Life on a Plate: Recipes From Around The World.

But there’s one recipe you won’t find in Kelis’ book: a recipe for milkshakes. “I don’t think I’ve ever made a milkshake,” she admitted to the Guardian.

Everything I thought was true is a lie. Unless… the song isn’t about literal milkshakes?! No. Not possible.