While the VMA noms were boring AF this year, this is one award we can get behind (pun intended): The Rear of the Year. Unsurprisingly, this year’s male recipient is none other than Mr. Taylor Swift, AKA Tom Hiddleston, who presented his glorious posterior to the world earlier this year on The Night Manager.
Hiddleston’s arse (that’s what the Brits call it) was so popular it even earned its own hashtag: #Hiddlesbum. He later confirmed to W that his ass was, in fact, “not dangerous.” It does, however, wield enough power to make women everywhere thirsty enough to bestow upon him this very prestigious accolade.
FYI, this award has been given away annually since 1981 to the British fellow with the finest bottom in the land (according to votes by the general public, of course). Past winners include Olly Murrs and Daniel Radcliffe. And before you go calling this a sexist event, fear not, for a woman was objectified as well! Soap star Jennifer Metcalfe was given the high honor of this years most delectable female rear.
Those Brits sure are cheeky bastards, aren’t they?