Thank you, Tinder, for shedding some light on the only Olympic competition that matters: which sport has the most fuckable athletes.
Tinder crowned entire sports with gold medals in fuckability by analyzing user bios and the professions of those swiping in Rio (which seems a little invasive, but whatevs). And while the results are interesting, please keep in mind they’re a tad skewed, because some of the higher profile Olympic hotties seem to favor Raya (Raya being, of course, the so-called “illuminati Tinder” used by famous people, “creatives” and wannabe famous people/creatives). I know this because I myself have Raya, and I’ve seen several Olympians on it in the past few days, some of which are pictured standing on the winner’s podium kissing a medal. Subtle.
Still, the results are surprising, and here they are, broken down by men and women:
4. Sport Shooting
2. Field Hockey
Whoulda thunk all the female Tinder hotties would be playing table tennis?! Shame, that sport barely gets television coverage. And how did swimming not crack the male top five? And sport shooting?! They don’t even compete with their shirts off. Really makes you think.