After 13 years together, Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter have split.
Apparently the couple, who met all on the set of Burton’s Planet of the Apes, “Separated amicably earlier this year and have continued to be friends and co-parent their children,” Carter’s rep told People (Very mature – when we split with people we often text them obscenities and throw feces at their vehicles).
It’s quite a bummer – the two lovable weirdos seemed to have it all figured out, what with their wacky hairdos, separate homes and occasional blockbuster collaborations.
Usually we’d make an offensive joke here, but it seems in poor taste. Maybe we’re maturing! …Instead we’ll suggest you go check out the sex scenes we dug this year.